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Eaters – DVD Review

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The new zombie film Eaters proudly boasts “Presented by Uwe Boll”.  Uwe Boll is a terrible writer, an awful director and an incompetent producer.  Fortunately, he doesn’t seem to have written, directed or produced Eaters.  “Presented by” presumably means that … Continue reading

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War of the Dead – DVD Review

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War of the Dead holds the distinction of being the most expensive film ever produced in Lithuania.  At over a million Euros, it is still a low-budget zombie movie.  Yet it is also an ambitious bit of historical fiction that … Continue reading

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Osombie – DVD Review

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The smarty-pants film critics are all excited about Kathryn Bigelow’s upcoming film Zero Dark Thirty.  It’s a tense drama about the raid on the compound where Osama Bin Laden was killed, and it’s supposed to be quite realistic in its … Continue reading

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Mass Effect Paragon Lost – Review

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Commander Shepard should never appear in any adaptation of Mass Effect.  Shepard is the main character from the games, but each player gets to define their own Shepard.  Players can choose Shepard’s gender, race, sexual preference, powers, skills, weapons and … Continue reading

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Dinotasia – DVD Review

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Nerds like dinosaurs, but your typical dinosaur movie is about dinos eating people, and often they’re a bit lacking in the story category.  Dinotasia has plenty of blood and action, but it also strives to add some drama to the … Continue reading

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Iron Sky – DVD Review

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Iron Sky is a movie that’s going to offend people.  Fortunately, these are probably the same people who get offended by Mel Brooks movies.  Iron Sky is a very silly comedy based on the notion that, at the end of … Continue reading

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